I have found a new phrase in my life "I'm on The Twitter".
Live-In #2: Mom, I don't have any clean pants.
Me: No time for laundry, I'm on 'The Twitter'
Live-In #1: Why were you running late to pick me up from school?
Me: I was on 'The Twitter'
Live-In #3: Ahhhhhhhhhhh......
Me: I'm on 'The......", oh, ok, I'm coming (remember the lungs still connected to the nerve in my ear thing...)
Lover: Someone stole my sweats!
Me: No time to find them for you, I'm on 'The Twitter'
Pill Popping Puppy: Howl....
Me: No, it's not time for pill popping...I'm on 'The Twitter'
My Body: Please bathe me!
Me: No time, I'm on 'The Twitter'
My Family: What is for dinner?
Me: Food is overrated, I'm on 'The Twitter' - Ok, I know I took it too far there...food wins!
Don't ask me what I am doing on 'The Twitter', I have no idea. There are a lot of @ symbols and and lot of /// and RT's and so many link options to which I don't know where I am going. When I am on 'The Twitter' my facial expression is confused, mystified, baffled....huh???? So if you can enlighten me, please do...
However, because of 'The Twitter' I now know that today is National Pancake Day! Who knew? Please don't tell my live-ins today is National Pancake Day....forks would be beating up my kitchen table as they chanted (we want pancakes, we want pancakes, we want pancakes....), led mostly by Live-In #3. Here are a few pancake recipes I found on 'The Twitter' this morning...Cinnamon Roll Pancakes and Cinnamon Streusel Pancakes. I will be trying these out very soon!
And, if you are brave...you can follow me on 'The Twitter' Here
*Yes, I know it is called Twitter, but 'The Twitter' CMU!